who are they?   well, 1st. theyre Twins...identical ( facially ) but the oldest is tall, bout 7 ft.  the youngest is just less than 5 ft.   2nd, they’re yuuge Bama fans. 3rd they AINT mine , but a neighbors friends sister’s children .  their fathers are unknown .   I allowed them to live in the basement after their Mother went missing.   If the tall older one was reclined in a recliner and the short younger one was sitting in a straight chair beside her, they’d look identical except for the giraffe legs of the older one.   They’re both whip smart and see truth without political interference.   An example of their truthfulness is :  how can we lose to Aubren when our 4 1/2 star players go up against their 3 star players?   why cant we kick the ball into the endzone against anybody ?  why cant we get us an Australian punter ?  how in the name of chief Tuscaloosa can wimpy politicians get in control of anything?