When you don’t win it all for two years in a row, you open yourself up for smack talk
SEC Smack Talk For Every School
By: Larry Burton
It’s never too early to arm yourself with smack talk for every school in the SEC and when else but the early off season is a better time to do it?
Now that all the SEC coaches have gotten in any jabs that they had at SEC Media Days, here’s some jabs at all the teams in a non discriminatory manner.
So let’s begin and go in alphabetical order.
Alabama:
Ohio State Buckeyes running back Ezekiel Elliott (15) leaps over Alabama Crimson Tide defensive back Landon Collins (26) on his way to a 54-yard run in the first quarter of the Allstate Sugar Bowl and College Football Playoff Semifinal at Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Thursday night, January 1, 2015. (The Columbus Dispatch / Eamon Queeney)
Arkansas
The Hogs celebrating one of their big 6 wins, this one over Northern Illinois. (Photo by wholehogsports.com)
Auburn
Auburn thinks they’re national contenders now with this man in charge of the defense! (Facebook photo)
Florida
The Gators think an unproven head coach can lift them from a 6 win regular season team? (photo by Jacksonville.com)
Georgia
Aren’t Bulldog fans ALWAYS optimistic only to be let down once again? (Photo kentuckysports.co)
Kentucky
During football season Kentucky fans celebrate things like better hot dog vendors. (Photo Kentucky.com)
LSU
After a 4-4 SEC record last season, Les has spread the blame all around. (photo andthevalleyshook.com)
Mississippi State
Get ready for Dan Mullen’s Bulldogs to go back to mediocre. (Photo – saturdaydownsouth.com)
Missouri
Missouri just can’t get the finish on a season yet. (photo Missourian)
Ole Miss
Ole Miss beats Alabama gets ranked high and tanks. losing to Arkansas 30-0, a team Alabama beat. (photo by Jonathan Chapin)
South Carolina
After a 6 win regular season record, the Gamecocks will have to fight just to return to upper mediocrity. (photo kentuckysportsradio.com)
Tennessee
I’ve never seen a fan base so out of the realm of reality as these Vols this season. (Photo ABC3340.com)
Texas A&M
Sometimes it’s just good to be in the right place at the right time. (photo chatsports.com)
Vanderbilt
Vandy fans have to find something good to say during football season. (Photofutureoffantasy.com)
And that’s it for this week. If you have a favorite smack talk photo of your own, post it in the comment section.
Thanks and have a great off season summer, it’s the only time that everyone’s team is undefeated and dreams of greatness still exist.
Larry has been published in almost every media outlet for college sports and now primarily writes here for Touchdown Alabama. Follow Larry on Twitter for inside thoughts and game time comments at https://twitter.com/LBSportswriter
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