Saban Needs to Stop Eating Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes Now!
By: Larry Burton
Folks, we almost always talk football, but here is something even more important, but it does have a football slant. Alabama fans want Saban to coach into his late years and they want him healthy to be able to finish that long contract he just got, so we must now educate the smartest guy in football to something he may not be aware of.
Fans have known of his love for Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes for some time, as he claims to eat one every day of his life. Folks have sent him box after box of them to make sure he didn’t run out. But would they have done that if they knew the cakes were stuffed with Roundup Weed Killer from the Monsanto company?
Tests have been done and double checked and folks need to aware that huge crop producers have developed genetically engineered plants that are resistant to being killed by weed killer. This way they can spray their crops, kill the weeds in their fields and get more crop per acre.
The only problem is that science has now found that while the weed killer doesn’t kill the money crop, it is absorbed by the plant and that absorption is not killed when cooked and people are actually eating very deadly and very cancer causing weed killer.
That weed killer affects our glyphosate levels which allows pathogens to grow and take over, causing inflammation and setting you down a dangerous path toward chronic and debilitating diseases.
How much of it can affect a human? As little as 10 parts per billion. Little Debbie’s Oatmeal Snack Cakes were tested to have 264.28 parts per billion, enough for every Alabama fan to petition Saban stop eating them. If you think this is a left wing tree hugging rant, you don’t know me. I’m a gun toting, NRA right wing conservative who simply knows the truth once he studies it. How this has not made the mainstream news more is both shocking and upsetting to me.
There are literally hundreds of foods with a level of poison in them higher than the law should allow, but nothing is being done. But if you think that is bad, regular Cheerios cereal has 1,125.3 parts per billion! So educate yourself by reading articles that deal with these topics, one such article is this one and start eating healthier. If you don’t understand how use the colored links above, just Google Glyphosate in foods and educate yourself. And you wonder why America leads the world in cancer and other diseases connected with this chemical.
So let’s do our part to keep our good readers and subscribers healthy. Enough of the soapbox, now let’s get back to sports and keep all of our Touchdown Alabama informed about all things related to Alabama football and keeping Nick Saban healthy to enjoy it all with us.
Larry has been published in almost every media outlet for college sports and now primarily writes here for Touchdown Alabama. Follow Larry on Twitter for inside thoughts and game time comments at https://twitter.com/LBSportswriter